We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
Being gay is great because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant. But being gay also sucks because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant…
Apparently a lot of people feel me.
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
whenever people act like gay media will influence kids to be gay i want to remind them that gay children grew up with only straight people on television