princess consuela


i love EVERYTHING tbh.


We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via lynziogden)



Being gay is great because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant. But being gay also sucks because you can’t get your girlfriend/wife pregnant…

Apparently a lot of people feel me.

(via mtvbasic)



My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

(via pro-fxcking-crastination)


whenever people act like gay media will influence kids to be gay i want to remind them that gay children grew up with only straight people on television

(Source: bpdsousuke, via myavengingvalkyrie)


Sad truth 2I made another, it’s surprisingly relaxing to.

(via m4ttress)

six word story (via foreversnotover)

(Source: slutfairy, via nezumi3)

You broke me to fix yourself.